Shitty Moments in History: Tenacious D

September 25, 2001; Tenacious D's self-titled debut album is released.
Bad enough: They exist.
Worse: They have a TV show.
Even Worse: They release an album.
Worst: College parties for the next three years are plagued by douches thinking that they're incredibly clever playing "Fuck Her Gently" on acoustic guitars.

MUST DIE: Tucker Max

When I saw people actually reading Tucker Max's piece of shit book, I wanted to kill myself. I forgot about it though. Today, these suicidal thoughts returned when I saw that his book had been made in to a... movie.
Seriously.
As if it wasn't bad enough that this dickhead is actually making money off of his bullshit, now he's making even more.

Hey asshole, it would have taken me a week's worth of shits to write your book on the toilet. Why didn't I? Um... because I don't suck.

Congratulations on becoming another prime example of bullshit mediocrity thriving in today's media. Maybe you'll get your own reality show soon.

Ugliest Woman in Showbiz '09

I know I'm a little late to be giving out awards for 2009 by now but come on. I really let this one slip through the cracks.

Enter: Tabatha Coffey, star of Tabatha's Salon Takeover. I'm not even going to get into how offensive this show is to me (my friends will know that I do not have a great stomach for any "reality" television). Let's just say though, that this know it all bitch parades her hideous mug around yelling at people for an hour. Quality programing, I know.
And come on, why is she trying to look like Pink of all people.

I can't write anymore because I just threw up on my keyboard.
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