Has This Ever Happened to You?

I've never been a huge Replacements fan but I was listening to them yesterday at work for lack of anything better on the boss' iPod.
The song "Waitress in the Sky" was on while this dude in his early forties wearing sunglasses came in.
"Violent Femmes, huh?" he looked at me and said.
"No actually, it's The Replacements."
"No, no way this is The Femmes man; The Replacements never did this song," he insisted.
I had to just let it go. We've all had run-ins with the type I'm sure- the cool guy in his fifties that starts talking about "punk" and how he has the first Sex Pistols record, you know the one when Billy Idol was in the band; the dude who tells you that he saw Stone Temple Pilots way back when Eddie Vedder sang for them...
It's no use arguing. Guys like this are so certain of their superior knowledge that we have to swallow our pride and nod our heads. The worst thing is that their beliefs in these incorrect facts are reinforced once some one gives up on the argument.
It's sad, really.

NOT FUNNY: Demetri Martin

Normally I would just take one look at this guy and mutter a controversial word under my breath; I've been trying hard to be more tolerant lately though, so I decided to give him a chance.
As usual my instincts were correct.
He's about as funny as a fifth grader who has seen a few Disney comedies. I couldn't even get through the episode (2nd Season premier).

Congratulations dude; you're not funny.

Shitty Moments in History: Tenacious D

September 25, 2001; Tenacious D's self-titled debut album is released.
Bad enough: They exist.
Worse: They have a TV show.
Even Worse: They release an album.
Worst: College parties for the next three years are plagued by douches thinking that they're incredibly clever playing "Fuck Her Gently" on acoustic guitars.

MUST DIE: Tucker Max

When I saw people actually reading Tucker Max's piece of shit book, I wanted to kill myself. I forgot about it though. Today, these suicidal thoughts returned when I saw that his book had been made in to a... movie.
Seriously.
As if it wasn't bad enough that this dickhead is actually making money off of his bullshit, now he's making even more.

Hey asshole, it would have taken me a week's worth of shits to write your book on the toilet. Why didn't I? Um... because I don't suck.

Congratulations on becoming another prime example of bullshit mediocrity thriving in today's media. Maybe you'll get your own reality show soon.

Ugliest Woman in Showbiz '09

I know I'm a little late to be giving out awards for 2009 by now but come on. I really let this one slip through the cracks.

Enter: Tabatha Coffey, star of Tabatha's Salon Takeover. I'm not even going to get into how offensive this show is to me (my friends will know that I do not have a great stomach for any "reality" television). Let's just say though, that this know it all bitch parades her hideous mug around yelling at people for an hour. Quality programing, I know.
And come on, why is she trying to look like Pink of all people.

I can't write anymore because I just threw up on my keyboard.
kjldfhgaskfjhgdsalkfjh